Of course you can.
Here is probably the coolest card/birthday gift ever.
All you need:
lots of chocolate
a big sheet of paper
and chewing gum
Assemble like in the picture:
"Dad! Please don't snicker
But I was in a time Crunch
Organising your Birthday Gift!
Since I've quit my job I've been
Living on buttons; otherwise I would
rent you a private Aero -plane
For one of your Turkish Holidays, or
Maybe even an Orbit around the
Galaxy! But for now I am just
Your Smartie Pants Daughter! I seem
To get More Nuts every year, but you
Continue to be a true Golden oldie!
Enjoy taking Time Out to eat this card!
Or else you can phrase it like this, if you've never had a job.
"Daddy! Sorry but I was in a time
Crunch organising your Birthday
gift! I have no job otherwise I would
wispa off on a private, fancy
Aero -plane for one of your
Turkish Holidays, or maybe even an
Orbit around Mars or
around the Galaxy. But for
now, I'm just your smartie pants
daughter. You're a Golden oldie,
the best Dad I could ask for. You're
Enjoy your card. Love "
Personally, I like the second one best; better choice of sweets..... ^_^