You may not
have noticed but I am actually not that cool. Shocking, right? Well, down
through the years, I’ve learned a thing or few about cool people. And, if you'd
like to be cool then maybe you should take some of my advice - or not.
The best way
to appear cool is by abbreviating everything. TBWTACIBAE! You must use this
type of lingo to communicate to fellow cool people. This way, non-cool people
will not understand. Just FYI.
You can get
a similar effect by learning keywords such as “S’Up”, “Beour” and “Spud”. By
calling these randomly to people, it will insure nerds and geeks don’t try to
talk to you. And if by some chance, they haven’t got the message that you are
cool and they are not, you can always ignore them with a dull vacant
expression.
Coolness can
only be accomplished if the Facebook profile pic contains a moody, make-up
caked beour with her mouth pursed and a finger pressing into her cheek. This
may seem easy, but it can take a number of hours in front of the mirror to
perfect.
Another
excellent way of appearing cool is to have a technological device hidden in
your shirt pocket. To cool peeps this will be called the
blackberry/iPhone/Gallaxy SIII Mini…. To knowledge aware students it is more
commonly referred to as mobile/cell/Handy…. And to elders (that is the over
28s) it is a new gadget called a phone which is used for calling people!
Of course,
there is the chance of getting cancer but it’s worth the sacrifice to be cool.
I recommend
wearing skin tight shorts but they must not exceed the length of your baby
finger. For school uniforms the skirt may be substituted and same length-rules
apply. Collars up, is also another correct way to seam cool.
It is vital
that you learn to laugh properly. You must laugh at everything cool-people say,
even if it is not funny. The best way to master it is to practice fake laughing
and soon enough no one will know the difference. Simple!
Despite how marvellous
all these tips sound, coolness is not all that cool
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haha! Very funny post! It just goes to show how ridiculous it is :P
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Aww, thanks fellow bloggers! <3 ^_^
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